"HI EVERYONE. I HOPE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FEELING REALLY GOOD. I AM. WHAT DO YOU THINK? I JUST GOT BACK FROM VACATION. I HAD SO MUCH FUN! I WENT ALL OVER THE WORLD! MY NEW FAVORITE PLACE IS GREECE! I WENT TO SCORPIOS ISLAND AND DRANK DIET COKES WITH THESE TWO DUTCH MODELS, DIMKA AND MOOKA! MY MOST FAVORITE THING I DID WHILE ON THE ISLAND WAS DRIVE A HOVER CRAFT. I DID IT EVERYDAY...UNTIL I HAD AN ACCIDENT. I'M FINE NOW BUT I WAS ALL BROKEN DOWN FOR A WHILE. THE DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD HAVE DIED, I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE. i WAS GOING REAL FAST ON THE HOVER CRAFT WHEN SUDDENLY DIMKA STARTED SCREAMING REAL LOUD. I TOOK MY HANDS OFF THE STEERING WHEEL TO SEE WHAT WAS WRONG. MOOKA HAD SPILLED DIMKAS' 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT WAS ON DIMKAS' DRESS, GLOVES AND HAIR! BEFORE I COULD DO ANYTHING THE HOVER CRAFT TIPPED UP AND STARTED FLIPPING OVER ITSELF! WE MUST HAVE BEEN GOING AT LEAST 90 M.P.H.! NEXT THING I REMEMBER I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL BANDAGED UP HEAD TO TOE.THE LITTLE NURSE TOLD ME I WAS THE SOLE SURVIVOR! MOOKA AND DIMKA WERE NEVER FOUND. ITS LIKE THEY DISAPPEARED! I WAS SEEING FREAKY SPOTS SO THE DOCTOR TRIED AN EXPERIMENTAL TECHNIQUE ON ME. I WAS WRAPPED IN A SKIN TIGHT SKIN TAPE SUIT AND THEN THEY PUT ME IN A BATH OF 2 LITER PLASTIC BOTTLES. I HAD TO STAY THERE FOR A WEEK OR TWO. FINALLY THE DOCTOR SAID I COULD GO HOME AND REST. I HAD TO KEEP THE SKIN TIGHT SKIN TAPE SUIT ON FOR ANOTHER MONTH. LIKE MAGIC I'M AS GOOD AS EVER! WHILE I WAS RECOVERING SOME RICH PEOPLE CAME TO CHEER ME UP. CARLOS AND HIS WIFE PINA SAID THAT THEY WANTED TO DO A DVD ABOUT ALL MY DEALS! I WAS SO HAPPY. PINA SAID THAT SHE LIKED WATCHING DVD'S ALL THE TIME AND WANTED A DVD ABOUT ME! I TOLD THEM I WOULD LET THEM DO IT. CARLOS TOLD ME HE THINKS IT WILL BE THE GREATEST DVD EVER! SO THATS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING EVER SINCE. I ALSO HAVE RECORDED NEW SONGS, PINA SAID WE CAN PUT THEM ON THE DVD TOO! THE DVD SHOULD BE READY SOON. I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW WHEN. OH YEAH ONE MORE THING....POTTY TOLD ME SHE SAW DIMKA ROLLERBLADING IN VENICE! POTTY SAID HER FACE WAS ALL SWOLLEN AND SHE WAS WEARING A BACK BRACE. WHEN POTTY YELLED OUT HER NAME SHE TURNED THE OTHER WAY AND SKATED AWAY REAL FAST! POTTY IS POSITIVE IT WAS DIMKA. I TOLD POTTY I DIDN'T EVEN CARE. OH WELL. SINCERELY, SLENDER MICKEY."